THE AFRO-MANCHURIAN LEADER

THE AFRO-MANCHURIAN LEADER

The advent of colonialism, and its widespread western philosophy of democracy, ushered in a new breed of Africans, who were skewed in diplomacy, and international affairs. As a matter of fact, the Church and State are responsible for the creation of the Manchurian leader, one who is Afropean, religious, political, and pro-everything. As a result, there arose a new crop of African leaders, different from our ancestors, who were not afraid to venture into the world unknown, take on European names, adopt new gods, adorn exotic garments, and speak foreign languages. Forget magic, these Afropeans were able to conjure up new identities, to suit their modern lifestyles, absorbing the white man's system as their own, while detaching from their traditional values, deeming them as backward. As a result, the Afro-Manchurian was made, ebony on the outside, white on the inside, and everything else in between.

Fast forward to today, and what we have is a cocktail blend of Afro-Manchurian leaders who are not afraid to kill, steal, and destroy, if only to get to the top of the ladder of success, any cost, and by all means necessary. Moreover, do not let the patent African print suits fool you to believing those soggy lies they love to tell, spinning tales of deceit, of how they were born to serve our nations, using the name of God, together with the gullibility of their citizen, in order to loot the coffers in plain sight.

These Afro-Manchurian leaders need not to be mind-controlled or brainwashed, in order to be made into national puppets. As a matter of fact, one need not even go as far as threaten them with prison or sanctions, in order to get them to conform. Instead, one would just throw money at them, and watch how quickly they would lose their religion for Mammon, and pledge allegiance to whomever has the power to make it rain. African leaders fear poverty, worse than a soiled reputation, for most have experienced the ugly side of perpetual lack, and thus have come to hate it with a passion. That is why they live by the hood mentality of, get rich or die trying. In a word, Afro-Manchurian leaders are only loyal to Mammon, aside from themselves, and it shows in the way they pillage the poor, without a tinge of remorse.

Almost every election season, we always have a new crop of Afro-Manchurian leaders, who fight tooth and nail, in hope of occupying those juicy seats of power. In their heart of hearts, they believe that they are the change needed, to replace those corrupt and disloyal predecessors. Some even go as far as soliciting help from spirits, to help in their journey to leadership; however, that is beside the point. Nonetheless, when these Afro-Manchurians manage to get a taste of the power they so desire, it is as if the same Manchurian spirit takes over them, and pulls them almost immediately to join in the band wagon, and consequently, the change they so wished for, seem to be gone with the wind.

Nowadays, Afro-Manchurian leaders are in all sectors of our African economies, reading from the same script, trying to sell rocks to the common person, being blind to the plight of the underprivileged, and leading the blind into a ditch. Moreover, the more potent of a Afro-Manchurian leader one becomes, the more glass ceilings he breaks, and transforms into a gate-keeper, one who is not only disloyal but a corrupt, morphing into a lethal pawn. Once his cheques are cashed in, he is bought and paid for, by his puppet master. Hence, his job is to put on a mask, in order to align with the agenda of divide and conquer, for the sake of his lord, the rain man. Otherwise, why else would the Afro-Manchurian leader taint himself with evil, if not for his own personal gain? Is money not the motivation of this well paid marionette?

However, one would argue that any African could transform to become an Afro-Manchurian leader, because anyone can be bought, if the price is right. Still, not everyone has an insatiable thirst for wealth and power, and certainly not everyone can sell their soul for money. Contrary to popular belief, some people have good morals, albeit a handful, yet who cares about those people, when we have a legion of mindless goons bastardizing our society, for the sake of their bottom line? Need I address that ancient devil again? On the other hand, will I be accused of blaming him for everything? Well then, whom else do I blame, aside from the obvious villain? I guess this time; I will sweep him under the magic carpet, right alongside other bigger problems such as, our warped economy, as well as the never-fading communicable diseases like marasmus.

Speaking of which, it is the year 2024, and Africa is still grappling with Ebola and Malaria, much to my disappointment. It is as if the more things change, the more other things are retrogressing with rapid speed, but I digress. I wonder what our Afro-Manchurian leaders will do, when their time come to be replaced by cyborgs, and artificial intelligence. It is not a far-fetched idea, considering that we are on the verge of the creation of Afro-China, where the Orientals are slowly taking over Africa, one nation at a time. Once Africa mutates into Black China, there is no telling whether our leaders will still be economically viable, to be allowed in the seats of power.

Nonetheless, if artificial intelligence takes over our leadership, then at least our Afro-Manchurian leaders will have the Church to fall back on, for is the Church not the solution to all our continent's problems? When the Manchurian leader has exhausted all his lies, and has fallen on the wayside, he tag-teams with the Church, in order to sell God to us, hoping the we will overlook all his crimes, forgive, and forget, because after all, the Bishop has already prayed for the salvation of the Afro-Manchurian leader, he has anointed him with oil, and God has automatically pardoned his sins, therefore why then can we not extend the same grace and mercy to him, like God has? Oh, Africa? Who will save us from this Babylon system?