THE BLACK CHINA TAKEOVER!

 THE BLACK CHINA TAKEOVER!

Yes people, Africa is the real Black China. Indeed, the crouching tiger has; invaded our jungle, subdued our lion, sank his claws deep within our roots, taken over our frontiers, and made the motherland his own. Now that China has decided to penetrate almost every nation worldwide, I think it is safe to say that this incumbent super power is inches away from claiming absolute control of the entire world. Move over America, for here comes the flaming dragon, gliding onto the Centre stage, with your eagle wings on its back. These Asians are no joke. In fact, they are the proverbial weaver birds, with the ability to spin yarn into gold, setting the economic stage, as preparation for the final political take over. If you were under the assumption that the Chinese were only good for Kungfu fighting, think again.

Breaking news today is that the China man has fallen in love with the African sun. Yet, that is nothing new. Afterall, do not all foreigners purpose to stay in the motherland, soon as they land their feet on our blessed shores? As a result, the China man is not about to leave Africa any time soon. As a matter of fact, he has already leased our sacred lands for ninety nine years, which means that his chances of leaving Africa are close to none. All the China man needs now is to capitalize on the standard ninety nine years to his advantage, to completely transform Africa to Black China, of which he is currently at fourty five percent within the digital construct.

What's more, the China man has; already embraced Christendom, subsequently adopted a Christian name, and learnt the standard colonial languages of English,  French, German, as well as the Portuguese, in order to communicate his social-economic intentions effectively, for a swift and silent geo-political occupation. The China man is thus far content with the business part of his deal with Africa. Yet, as soon as he comes across the Nubian queens of the Sahara, he will not escape catching a case of the jungle fever, and then it will be absolute siezation for him, for he will have no choice but to make Africa his permanent home.

You know the saying is true, that a black queen is every man's ultimate dream. Hence, there is no resisting these ebony beauties, and the China man is no exception. Perhaps, the Chinese do not know this, so let me school them on this obvious fact, that once you go black, you can never go back! Well, this interracial love quest is not necessarily a bad thing, for the Chinese populace have produced numerous male species for my afro sisters to inter-marry with, thus will no longer be clamming themselves into polygamous relationships, for there will be more than enough Chinese men to go around in favour of their romantic relationships.

It is my humble opinion that, what Africa lacks in numerical terms, China makes up for it one hundred percent. Consequently, our wedding shows will be full of black-oriental interracial love ideas in full display. Halleluyah! Nonetheless, a word of caution to our ethnic girls would be that they must learn to identify their own husbands, and pay attention to their physical attributes, for there are multitude look-alikes among our Chinese brethren, hence we do not want any mishaps to drive the spirit of confusion into our beautiful girls, thereby in turn ruin their happily ever-after.

Anyhow, sooner or later, you will begin to see all the sweet little genius chinegros running around our neighbourhoods, speaking Swahili, Arabic, Yoruba, as well as Mandarin, all in one go. Consequently, in the next few decades, French, English, and Portuguese languages will be replaced with Mandarin in this here Africa. As a result, all our children from generation z-alpha will all be Chinese speakers, as it is foretold in the Black China prophesy.

At least, by this unique merger; Africa will be digitally connected, able to challenge and eliminate poverty, ignorance, and all sorts of diseases, by establishing a steady communist economy, rich in vast information, coupled with medical solutions. Additionally, our diet will largely be sea-based, although it will take the hand of God to pluck meat out of our negro hands. Furthermore, our fashion sense will also change, to blend African print on to those complex oriental kimonos gowns.

Everyone knows that Africans are a proven test subjects for any fashion project. Put us in sac bags, and we will be wingning them like the professional Victoria's Secret Angels, up and down muddy paths, as well as footwalks like runways. Although, a humble request to our Asian brethren would be to make the afro-asian couture to fit our thickum body build. In all honesty, size zero is not an African measurement, no matter who says what. Genetically, we are built for strength and power, thus we should together ensure to make the future fashion pieces that are best suited for our king size bodies.

Over the next few decades, there will only be two tribes in Africa; natives and oriental. The rest will slowly blend into chinegro, making the conquest complete. Forget racism, for this merger between Africa and China will produce black orientals, a new found breed that will lead all African states into one people, one nation, under one God, the Africa People's Republic of China.

Yes indeed, the United States of Africa will morph into Africa People's Republic of China, with the tiger in the jungle as our new found slogan, and the Afro-Yuan as our operational currency. Just like the European man came to Africa to colonize and assimilated us into his culture, so will the Chinese man, take it up a notch higher, by marrying into our clandoms, and buying off the entire continent. In any case, Africa is literary indebted to China, therefore the least we can do is cough up our motherland, if only to save the future of our black oriental descendants.

For this reason, brace yourself people, for the conspiracy theories are ringing true. China is taking over the world, and there is no going back. So, you will be compelled to either align or join the Junta for another guerrilla resistance. The choice is yours. Likewise, for those of you who are resisting change, well get over it, move over, and allow the Chinese to build us a high-tech bridge across Afro-China!