DETOX 101 FOR SINGLES; HOW TO DODGE THE TOXIC EX-FACTOR

 DETOX 101 FOR SINGLES; HOW TO DODGE THE TOXIC EX-FACTOR

That awkward moment when you unintentionally bump into your lethal past, the one who tracks your every move, and never seems to take no for an answer, worry not yourself, for there are the many kung Fu methodologies to adopt your way into dodge-mode, as you flee onto everlasting freedom. Ditch, bolt, swerve, duck, run, hide, or engage whatever tactic you may think of, if only to escape the inconvenience of colliding into your ex-stalker. Do you know of that wiredo who comes into your space spreading devil energy, with a south wind blowing a tumble weed behind them, as they approach your realm? Yes, the one who churns drama into full-blown scorn effortlessly? Run from that nutcase. Meanwhile, if you cannot see the black flags waving profusely on your face, warning you to disappear from them, then permit me to boldly steer you back to safety.

This is how you overcome that cock and bull situation. As soon as the energy vampire opens their lying mouth to try and put you into a confusion spell, pretend you do not see them and hurriedly rush past them. But incase they see you approaching and you are perhaps in a company of respectable individuals, then fake-smile like your life depended upon it, exchange of stiff pleasantries, feign turmoil of having forgotten your keys or something like that, excuse yourself, retreat back toward the direction of your home, bolt the door behind you for protection, incase your past hurriedly tries to catch up with you in your present. As the sane one, you are required to think fast on your feet, before your crazy ex-factor swings their hogwash your way. I tell you, these tactics are not for the fainthearted. Thus, you must be of a brave heart, in order to endure some loonies, otherwise they will butcher your heart in cruelty and feed you to the dogs.

One particular maniac I dealt with in the recent past, would not stop trailing me. It is like the guy did not understand both verbal and non verbal cues, to save his life or mine. Moreover, when I told him that our skewed relationship needed a break, that was when he went on overdrive, and tried to choke me with unsolicited attention. I mean, he showed up wherever I went, such that I could not scratch my nose without him breathing hard on my neck, waiting to hear or see my next move. Therefore, I had to pull a Houdini, in order to save myself from the fatal attraction.

Does anyone know about fatal attraction? This is when you unknowingly embrace death with open and loving arms. Fatal attraction further numbs your intuition, all the while making your heart overactive with illusions of love and a happily ever after, despite of the glaring skeletal danger signs plastered all over your vicinity. At this stage, any demon will look like prince charming to you, particularly so when your reality is loop-sided by a spell-binding toxic connection. Nonetheless, thank God for His mercies each morning, for only He can awaken you from any foolish illusions. Anyway, back to how I managed to successfully dodge an ex factor. It really was a eureka moment for me, and just like Isaac Newton, I went straight to my social lab to create some of the most iconic ideas on how to escape from a deranged lunatic.

First off, do not panic or react in a fearful manner. Soon as you witness your former consort shape-shifts into a Loch Ness monster, this then becomes your queue to move in uttermost silence. I mean, do not even make a sound or show any emotion. All you need to do is to walk away, not leaving any footprints behind, while you whisper a prayer to God, in order for Him to help you out of the mess you got yourself into. The beauty of God is that He is not overly judgemental like your family and friends are, always putting your private business on blast. He will instead hide all your flaws, and help you escape such karmic binds.

Secondly, when you feel that the coast is clear, then run for your dear life, as fast as your feet can carry you. Further, whatever you do, do not look back into the past, because if you do, the Loch Ness monster will turn you into a pillar of salt, just like Lot’s wife in the bible. What’s more, do not mind of where you are headed just as long as you are not running back to your house, the one place that your ex-lover can easily access you. Forget about your belongings for now, and just run for cover elsewhere. If you are able to skip town, then do so, in order to escape the grip of the daredevil, one who is pressed to stalk after your precious life. However, this is a warning for you all who believe that you are able to stay on and challenge a psychopath. Unfortunately, you neither have the strength nor the capability to battle a lunatic, yet should you decide to throw caution to the wind and take your chances to fight with a lycan, do not say that I did not warn you, especially when they bite you, and turn you to be karmic like them.

Like I said earlier on, some battles belong to the Lord, therefore let go and let God help you out of this predicament. Besides, no one will accuse you of being a weakling, more so if your life is in reckless danger of a fiend. Thirdly, should you decide to relocate for your own safety and piece of mind, then more power to you. Infact, I encourage you to migrate to the remotest part of the country, just to be far away from these crazed folks, for they do not know how else to be but demented. Lastly, let your intuition guide you, when next you decide to embark on another relationship. As a matter of fact, keep your heart closed, your eyes wide open, and your ears close to the ground for safety purposes. The truth is that there are a multitude of shape-shifting entities around us, therefore, do not ignore that still small voice inside of you, either warning you of impending endangerment or encouraging you to take a lucky chance on your next conquest. All things considered, I bid all you singles Godspeed on your future romantic endeavours.